Google Robot Poems

I can’t write poetry, but I can Google. These are actual suggestions to questions I typed into Google. I wasn’t looking for poetry, but there you have it. Poignant in their own robotic way, aren’t they?

Visor Robot

where can i find a?

where can i find a notary

where can i find a notary public

where can i find a wood elf in skyrim

where can i find a prostitute

where can i find a job

where can i find a high elf in skyrim

where can I find a dark elf in skyrim

where can I find a daedric bow in skyrim

where can I find a falmer in skyrim

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how do I?

how do i put this gently

how do i love thee

how do i register to vote

how do i get a passport

how do i delete my instagram

how do i know when i’m ovulating

how do i live without you

how do i register to vote in alabama

how do i register to vote in louisiana

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i want to. . .

i want to draw a cat for you

i want to know what love is

i want to hold your hand

i want to hold your hand lyrics

i what to know what love is lyrics

i want to start a business

i want to break free lyrics

i want to be the guy

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i wish. . .

i wish you would lyrics

i wish lyrics

i wish you loved me lyrics

i wish you would kanye west download

i wish i was a little bit taller

i wish you would mp3

I wish i was in dixie

i wish

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Robot Attack!

i never. . .

i never told you lyrics

i never told you

i never told you lyrics

i never saw a wild thing

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                                                     google is. . . 

Robot

google is evil

google is god

google is your friend

google is better than bing

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Google Robot Poems

© copyright  2012  by Sara Jacobelli

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Update:  I just discovered this website, check it out!

Robot Poetry Blog

http://234989h39h.blogspot.com/

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Photo Credits: “Visor Robot,” by Wikipedia. GNU Free Documentation License.

“Robot Attack!” by Dan Coulter. License CC NonCommercial Share Alike. Flickr.

“Robot,” by Andy Field. Field Office. License CC NonCommercial Share Alike. Flickr.

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Google is the property of google.com

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